Yesterday, as I was surfing Wordless Wednesday posts, I ran across a “Boobie Name Generator” on Skittles’ blog.

Hey!, I thought, why should men have all the fun? We can name our body parts too! So I did.

Stacy’s Boobies’ Names Are…

Blouse Bunnies

Shortly thereafter, me and my Blouse Bunnies tripped over some boxes in my bedroom. (Those bunnies must have thrown me off balance again.) I fell towards the floor and landed on another pile of junk in my bedroom, but my right wrist caught the main brunt of the fall.

Ouch! That hurt like a… well, it hurt. It’s still rather sore today, so I think I’ll go take some more ibuprofen and quit typing now…

So I was bored and thought I’d take some soul-searching ‘Blogthings’ quizzes. ‘Cuz it’s just so much fun. [...says she, with a sarcastic tone in her lovely voice]

I think, when I’m done here, I’ll see if the kids want to stick their tongues on the end of this here 9-volt. That’s always good for a few chuckles and grins.

Oh wait. They’re not here this weekend. Damn.

“Hey Bob, dear, are you busy?”

[heh]

Drugs? Why I never!

Ever!

Well okay, maybe once, but that was a long, long, long time ago and I didn’t inhale. [innocent smile that you totally buy] Nowadays, herbal tension tamers are my cup of tea. Oh, and Heineken. Gotta have the Heineken.

Hmmm, let’s see what’s next here…

Your Driving Is is: 71% Male, 29% Female

According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male. You’re confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you. And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you’re still a very good driver.

[ahem!]

A few tickets? I don’t think so! I do not have a few tickets under my belt, thank you. I don’t even wear a belt. Yeesh. I’ll have you know that I’ve only received one ticket in the last 20 years; and that was only because my kids were so blasted annoying, I couldn’t concentrate. A lousy 47mph in a 40mph zone and ‘ol Deputy Fife charged me $75 big ones for it.

By the by… What’s a ‘typical’ male?

Next…

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don’t just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

Cool beans.

Well there ya have it; I’m a free-spirited, film writer, with a good driving record who isn’t in the habit of stuffing paper under her belt. (No matter what ‘Blogthings’ says.)

Don’t you feel like you know me so much better now?

I found this quiz while visiting my FIL’s blog and decided to post my results here. Truth be told, I couldn’t figure out how to post it on his blog. I’m thinking I have to “join” in order to be able to “share” or “reply“. [sigh] So, I suppose I’ll go and figure all that out later, since I’m currently in a lazy kind of mood.

[heh] But apparently not too lazy to change the formating and image on this here Blogthings quiz. What? They gave me a pink box with a weird looking nose/couch image. Pink?! And really, who would sit on a couch that looked like a big, ol’ fat, brown nose with pinto beans shoved up the nostrils? Not me. I’d be afraid of getting boogers on my legs. Ewww! That certainly didn’t represent my soul in any manner whatsoever… So be thankful that I spared you the horror by changing it.

Sorry, Mister Dyckerson, I know you probably would have appreciated the snot couch. But, well… tough tooty-fruities. You’ll just have to deal.

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or even a completely different life. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you’re head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that’s not exactly true. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You’ll get through wild times – and you’ll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn’t fall in love with someone you didn’t trust.

“Personal DNA. Your True Self Revealed.” This lovely personality quiz takes about 30 minutes to complete, or so they said. Personally, I could have done without the freakin’ grid bars. What ever happened to the simplistic “yes”, “no”, or “maybe” type of answers? [sigh]

Blog surfer: “Oh gee, look. Stacy’s being lazy and posting personality test results today.”

Stacy: “Hey, it’s Saturday. Bite me!”

Or, if you’re not into that sort of foreplay, then click on: My Personal DNA Report, and learn what makes Stacy tick.

Um, no… I haven’t swallowed my alarm clock. It was just a figure of speech. Jeez, some people are so daft.

Listen, while you’re here… Leave me your calling card and I’ll come visit this weekend.

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Peace out.

[heh-heh] (Did she really just say that?)

Fun Quiz Time!

My husband, Bob, introduced me to rpg’s (role-playing games) when I met him, and I just have to say …”Where the heck were all the gamers when I was a kid, and why didn’t they invite me to play?”

I mean, really. I have red hair and I devoured books like a kid scarfs candy. I would feel right at home in a land filled with pixies, elves, dragons, and magic. I memorized the Phoenician alphabet in an hour, just for the heck of it… for gosh sakes! I think that, alone, would have qualified me for game entry. Don’t you?

Ha! It’s their loss and my hubby’s gain.

All righty then, on with the quiz. After you’ve read our results, won’t you be a sport and take the quiz too. We’d love to see your results in our comments section. Go on… you know ya wanna.

Stacy’s

Chaotic Good Human Bard Fighter

Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:
Finder Wyvernspur is the Chaotic Neutral god of the cycle of life and the transformation of art, although he leans heavily towards Good. He is also known as the Nameless Bard. Followers of Finder believe that everything must change in order to grow and thrive. Their preferred weapon is the bastard sword.

Bob’s

Neutral Good Elf Mage Bard

Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered ‘normal’.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Deity:
Mystra is the Neutral Good goddess of magic. She is also known as the Lady of Mysteries. Followers of Mystra wear armor and carry shields with her symbol on them. Mystra’s symbol is a ring of stars.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)

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I found this Internet test on Becci’s blog @ PowersTwinB, and decided to see what I would score.

I scored 32 points:“You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.”

What about you? Are you addicted to the Internet?

I’m packing my bags and getting ready for a trip to see Grandma (my mother) with the kids. We have about a 2 1/2 to 3 hour drive ahead of us, but it’ll be worth it. Dinner out (translation: I don’t have to cook or clean up afterwards) and then we’re off to the horse races. Woo Hoo!

My daughter loves horses and my son loves guessing games, so we’ll have a bit of fun. I normally don’t place any real bets, as I’m not a gambler with my hard earned cash. However, I do enjoy writing down my picks just for fun. When I pick the winner, (which is usually at least twice out of ten races), I’m happy just knowing that I won… even though I didn’t bet. You know what I mean?

Anyhoo, since I must be off soon, I thought I’d just toss out a couple of quizzes today. I’d say that both of these quiz results were fairly accurate. I am a dreamer with quite an imagination and that imagination is always played out in my mind as if I’m watching a movie.

If ya feel like taking the quizzes yourself, it would be fun to see your results too. You can either leave your results in my comment box, or a link to your results on your blog… Or both.

Have a wonderful weekend, folks!

Stacy is a Dreaming Soul

Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world; so much so, that you tend to live in your head most of the time. You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all… But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult. You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you. Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses. Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others. Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life. Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul.

Stacy Should Be a Film Writer

You don’t just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

It’s a Blogthings quiz. I’m being blog lazy today, can you tell?

Actually, I thought I’d tinker around with my sidebars a bit. So, well I’m off messing with php and html, you lucky folks get to read my latest quiz. Aren’t you just thrilled to pieces? (Um, feel free to say, “Yes!”)

I’m telling ya, this little quiz was frighteningly accurate. Take the quiz too, if you like, and leave your results (or a link to them) in my comment box. I’d like to know you better too.

Stacy’s Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

*heh*

It’s a Blogthings quiz. I’m being blog lazy today, can you tell?

Actually, I thought I’d tinker around with my sidebars a bit. So, well I’m off messing with php and html, you lucky folks get to read my latest quiz. Aren’t you just thrilled to pieces? (Um, the answer to that question would be a concordant, “Yes.”)

I’m telling ya, this little quiz here was frighteningly accurate. Why dont’cha take the quiz and leave your results (or a link to them) in my comment box. I’d like to know you better too.

Sidenote: If my blog looks all kinds of wonky today, please hit the refresh button. I’m playing around with the coding, and well, sometimes I make mistakes. So, when I screw up, I fix it right away. Hence the “refresh” suggestion.

Stacy’s Personality Profile

You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant. Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle. You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs. For you, comfort and calm are very important. You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection. You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.